yE TIME FOR BED!!!!! GONDIHTE EVERYONE I LOVE YOU ALL SLEEPW ELL
this makes me very uncomfortable
A BIB A TOOT
how could you forget the original?
(Source: opus-diaboli)
danny and vlad tango dancing together with blood blossoms in their mouths just imagine how amazing that would be i might draw that sometime

ohio fucking sucks full of goddamn corn no wonder
ohio is in the only one in BOTH the top 5 most likely to curse, and top 5 least courteous states. Ohio is the rudest state.
I’m honestly not surprised, after working retail for years.
(Source: nevver)
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.


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